if i died would you start the facebook group?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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