did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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