1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
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