so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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