I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I think i got beer on your cat.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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