You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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