Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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