Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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