What a fucking waste of an outfit
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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