she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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