I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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