it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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