have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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