wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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