Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I had to cum in my sink.
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