if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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