I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I have already put on my inside pants.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Randomize
