they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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