Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
she looked like the before picture.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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