i barfeds in our rink
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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