I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
time to smoke my breakfast
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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