Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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