NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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