is your mom at the bar?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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