So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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