my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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