SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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