Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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