That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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