Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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