she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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