I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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