What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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