He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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