He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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