I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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