covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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