everyone is single if you try hard enough
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize
