You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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