my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
My pussy is not your playground.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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