There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Hippo gnu deer
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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