he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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