Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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