WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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