what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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