We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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