how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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