So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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