Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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