hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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